(Source: orangeskins)

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te)

stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

image

I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

whorville:

Say no to kids, drugs

cokeflow:

mirandasexnoise:

greg0ry:

nicki minaj is 30

how

she was born 30 years ago

(Source: tries)