if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

(Source: joydivsion)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

  • drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
  • me: bye i love you

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

(Source: brokenimagephotos)

teylurs:

30 mins or 73 years does iheart radio know the difference

rin-matsuokas-hips:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall

ursulatheseabitchh:

ohsoswiftly:

Reacting to Blue Ivy

Lorde looks like an alien who is desperately trying to replicate human emotion so her cover isn’t blown.

thecosmosowl:

chubbinafatzarelli:

a real romantic plot

what the fuck

fleeten:

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense